Archive for April, 2008

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I’ve been thinking about possibly coming back out to poetry readings. Even possibly thinking about co-hosting. It’s just a matter of venue and crowd. I’m not sure. But there’s so much bullshit going on with the local poets right now that I’m not sure if it’s worth trying to get some new folks out.

Other than that, been chipping away at a story.

What I’d really like to do is go out of town. But other than using that bullshit Economic Stimulus check to save up for a Pittsburgh trip in October, I’m pretty much stuck here for awhile. There may be a couple of side trips to California over the summer, but even those are tentative.

Oh, and I’ve pretty much decided I’m getting a tattoo on my birthday, at the base of my neck:

  

only a couple of strange things.

There is a third strange thing to this weekend, but it’s really not something I should blog about in public, because it’s a(n) (ex) family situation. Luckily, it didn’t involve me in any way except for babysitting duties, which was fine with me because I’d rather be hanging out with my 9 year-old nephews than at a bar most of the time.

But, the other two strange things. The first being the $5 in my pocket where the sheer image of Abe Lincoln looked oddly like Bill Murray:

The other was a bit of conversation at Rejavanate while I was doing quite a bit of work. I had my headphones on but the volume was so low nobody could really tell anyway.

I told him, ‘One day, you’re going to have to cross the street.’ And he gave me this look, and I said, ‘I know– I know you’re not, but here.’ And I gave him a box of condoms and he couldn’t believe it. I said, ‘Just make sure when you cross the street, you look both ways.’

This shit writes itself, folks.

  
Music : EPMD - So What Cha Sayin'?

drinks, please!

Last weekend was fun. We had a birthday party for one of our regulars on Friday night, which was nice. But I had to fill in for one of our girls because she wanted to party that night, so I ended up leaving at 10, which was right when the party was starting to swing into a whole new crowd of folks.

Working Saturday morning was good for me, though. It was Dad’s birthday. He would’ve been 61. A lot of our regulars came in for recovery drinks. I was busy for the morning, and by the time noon rolled around, the rest of the shift flew by pretty quickly.

Instead of poker, my brother, his girlfriend, and me did a little bar crawl around our area to do a little research on other bars and play a little. I won a couple of 4-of-a-kinds, but between tipping the bartenders and eating, it went through pretty quickly. Then we stopped by the Rum Runner for a small pool tournament, meeting some of our poker regulars up there, and we all proceeded to get shots, and I proceeded to drink more beer, meaning I was dried the eff out the next morning.

Sunday I finally got to meet Jocelyn face to face. She and I became internet friends while I was at Clarion and she was at Clarion West. We’ve both grown up in Vegas and write stories based around this town, so we exchanged stories about our particular Clarion experiences. I wished she still lived here so I could be involved with more real critiquing! We had lunch at Zaba’s and had a great time hanging out. Sorry I was so out of it with the hangover.

Then there was last night. I was part of a mini-feature group for a pre-wedding party, and I was expecting to be there for awhile, because there were a bunch of people scheduled to read and the host said the owners of ReJavaNate were going to be open later to accomodate.

Little did most of the poets know that they’d double booked with 3 touring bands from the Northwest.

And a fist fight almost happened towards the end of the evening.

I could comment on the tension, I could comment on the poets, I could comment on the hipster element of the kids there… fuck, I could even comment about how some of the folks there were out past curfew, and there was one girl there with her mom who had to be at least 12-13. There at 10pm on a school night.

The only thing I’m going to say is that I was very disappointed in management’s lack of action during the situation, and the way the whole thing was handled. First, don’t double book. Second, when shit goes down, say something and don’t stand behind the bar, mouth agape. Throw people out. It’s your business, you can do whatever you want. If something like that happens at my bar, both parties are gone, regardless of the circumstances. You know why? Because there were new patrons there last night, spending money to support your establishment, and they won’t ever come back because you let people act up.

Anyway. It was good to see Andy Kenyon again.

  

overheard.

J-Rock to random dude on the phone: “I don’t eat in front of boys. Kari, how many eating disorders do I have?”

“Countless,” I said. “Countless.”

(I have a post about this weekend. Later, though.)

  

5 good things.

Bath & Body Works Black Raspberry Vanilla Body Splash: I wanted to try something new from them, and I’ve been getting nice compliments on it. And it actually stays on my body, which most fragrance doesn’t. And it’s nice without being overpowering.

Les Témoins (The Witnesses): A French film about the early wave of AIDS in 1984. A little slow, but there are many meaty, great scenes in it. Not for folks who don’t like to read subtitles.

–My car. I got her oil changed and washed this week. She runs like a beaut, and I only have to fill her up on gas every two weeks for under $50.

All Fired Up: Thursday night is Ladies’ Night, where we drink wine and paint pottery. It’s a nice, relaxing end to the week.

Quinn’s Irish Pub: You know what? I played Beer Pong there last week and actually had a good time. I’m normally not a frat game kind of gal, but I quite enjoyed playing.

  

all I have to say about the New Kids reunion.

Danny Wood. Still a horse face.

  

why me? really.

I’m one of those people who always ends up in awkward conversations. It happens a lot in this town, mostly because people a) have no sense of boundaries, and b) no outlet for their problems. I always end up being the listener. Sometimes, that’s a good thing, sometimes, well, it’s awkward.

So I was on my way to work just now, when I stopped by a convenience store to pick up a big bottle of water and a bag of chips to go with my turkey sandwich. I’m at the front paying when the lady behind the counter laments that she doesn’t have curly hair anymore.

I tell her, “It’s a love/hate relationship.”

When a guy walks in, young and built, stops and says, “Yeah, I just got over one of those. But the worst part is when you find out they’re pregnant.”

The lady behind the counter says, “You better establish your parental rights, ’cause I might not be able to see my grandkids again because of that. I have a 32 year-old daughter and a son who’s just about to turn 23.”

Then the guy returns to the counter with, no joke, a bottle of MAD DOG 20/20, and says, “See why I have to drink?”

I had to break the fuck out. “Be careful, man,” I said.